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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8969 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5171 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!