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ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	8240
Dragon Eggs Found:	7983	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Votes:	762	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2914	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
New Chunks Explored:	553737	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Votes:	7258	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!