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Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Votes:	7599	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8007
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mines Excavated:	2665	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	4230	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Votes:	2839
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5589
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	276	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1943	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?