if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero. you’ll also get a pet panda that can do backflips and tell jokes.
also, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a potato and be stuck in a dungeon forever. so, like, don’t be a potato, join our server and live your best life.
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord |
Tea Time SMP is a Vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. We offer special events, a unique storyline, custom character creation, and more for players to enjoy.
| Question | Answer |
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| When does the server open? | The server opens for the first time on 1/04/25. |
| Do I have to donate to play on the server? | No, there is no pressure to donate. However, those who choose to support the server may receive roleplay bonuses in-game. |
| What kind of players are you looking for? | We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more. The server is LGBTQ+ friendly and for players aged 17 and above. |
| Is roleplaying required on the server? | Roleplaying is encouraged but not mandatory. We have a relaxed set of rules that can be found on our Discord server. |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life.
We’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most stylish sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen stealing your blocks). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, don’t feed the zombies after midnight!