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MineCraftMishaps

self improvement, life struggles, growth mindset., Adversity, resilience

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the ultimate character-building hardship – trying to survive in a world where every block is made of cheese! That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through a land of cheddar, gouda, and even stinky blue cheese to build your empire.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to be buried deep within the depths of the Cheese Mines. Will you be brave enough to face the dangers and claim this epic prize?

So come on, join our server today and experience the wackiest, cheesiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the secret cheese society that has been hiding in plain sight all along. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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RadarRaid Minecraft Server

Conflict, international relations, Defense, military response, us military

so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and adventure, when BAM! you get abducted by aliens or something. but fear not, brave adventurer, because on our server, we have a secret alliance with the US military who will swoop in and take out those pesky radar sites in Yemen to rescue you. join now for the most epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life! #aliensarescaredofus #yeehawpirates #radarsitesareforlosers

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UkraineCraft: $1.5B Energy Boost!

international relations, 1.5B, Biden administration, economic assistance, Political Support

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you know? we got over $1.5 billion in energy and humanitarian aid for Ukraine, like, who does that in Minecraft? we’re all about helping out and spreading good vibes, man. join us and be part of something epic, like seriously epic. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, like, for real. come join the fun and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. peace out, homies!

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BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young

health care, Aging population, life extension, Preferences, Decision making

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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BipolarBrainBiasCraft

brain regions, emotional regulation, mood disorders, psychiatric disorders, cognitive neuroscience

so like, this server is like the yale of minecraft servers, bro. we got researchers studying the brain regions that make you feel all the pleasure when you play minecraft. like, they found out that if you join this server, you’ll be stuck in a ‘vicious cycle’ of fun and excitement. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, man. come join us and experience the ultimate high of minecraft gaming. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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Memelands: Where the only thing resetting is your sanity! 1.20.4 Server for the 15+ SMP crew.

rules, Resetting, application, Creative, Donations

Memelands Minecraft Server

Memelands Minecraft Server

Overview

Memelands is an SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. The server has been running on the current map since 2019, with no plans to reset it. Events, contests, and a community-driven approach make Memelands a fun and engaging place to play Minecraft.

Server Information

Server Type Vanilla SMP

Age Requirement 15+

Server IP play.memelands.com

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Memelands?

Memelands is an SMP (survival multiplayer) Minecraft server with a focus on community, events, and long-term play.

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running on the current map since 2019.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for active long-term players over the age of 15 who want to be part of a close-knit community and contribute to the server.

Are there any rules on the server?

Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. A more detailed list can be found on our Discord server and website.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form. The application link can be found on our website.

Is the server vanilla or modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks and protective plugins for security.

How is the server financed?

The server is financed through a yearly donation box and community votes on important decisions.

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PixelCraft Minecraft Server

Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ Twitter, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ Twitter, Muu Muyu むうむゆ Twitter

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your grandma’s knitting club? Look no further than this server, where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle with a community of players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a disco! With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a whirling dervish, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got unofficial archives that are so top-secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about them! Plus, with terminated channels that are more mysterious than the Ender Dragon’s bedtime routine, you’ll never run out of surprises on this server.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart! Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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PaintingPros Minecraft Server

GREAT GRANDFATHER, art history, Authenticity, provenance, personal connection

Are you tired of boring old paintings that look the same as everyone else’s? Join our wacky Minecraft server and discover the true story behind your unique Irving Sinclair painting! Our server is filled with mystical quests, crazy NPCs, and hidden treasures that will lead you on a wild adventure to uncover the secrets of your one-of-a-kind artwork. So why settle for a plain old painting when you can unlock a whole new world of excitement and mystery on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

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WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

sacrifice, Server, single, brother, attendance

Are you tired of being single and feeling left out at family events? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. No more awkward family weddings where you can’t even bring your best friend as a plus one. On our server, you can bring whoever you want, whenever you want! Plus, we have virtual weddings every week where you can marry your Minecraft crush and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and start building your new life in the world of Minecraft.

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PartyPalsCraft

DAUGHTER, socializing, complaining, Planning, STEPDAUGHTER

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family birthday party? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics just like this poor parent trying to plan a joint birthday party for their daughter and stepdaughter.

On our server, you’ll have to deal with all sorts of crazy situations, like convincing your daughter to share her party with her stepsister who she can’t stand. Will she suck it up and make the best of it, or will she throw a virtual tantrum just like in this story?

With more drama than a soap opera, this server is perfect for players who love a good laugh and a wild ride. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos!

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Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Age Requirement	15+
Server IP	play.memelands.com

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Memelands Minecraft Server

Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Memelands?

How long has the server been running?

What kind of players are you looking for?

Are there any rules on the server?

How can I join the server?

Is the server vanilla or modded?

How is the server financed?