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PixelPals Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Femra Friday night, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, PixelPals, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3119
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crops Grown:	7000	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	118	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Runes Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Astral Projections Made:	4

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	791
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

black company, BlockyBlack, company loyalty, corporate greed, cover, dark future, deceptive practices, dystopian reality, Evil, false hope, fan loyalty, Future, Goodbye, grand graduation, holodrones, legal issues, Manipulation, Minecraft, no goodbyes, smp, talent management, talent retention, Vtuber

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Emeralds Found:	949	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc