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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9989 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
