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PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	925	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

advice, beneficial advice, beneficial tips, BlockyWisdom, eye-opening advice, helpful advice, life advice, life lessons, pearls of wisdom, strange advice, surprising advice, surprising tips, unconventional advice, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, useful tips, valuable advice, wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, Government, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, Mega hack, online censorship, online state media, OUTAGE, pixelated, political hacking, power, putin, Putins, russia, state-sponsored hacking, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Farms Harvested:	780	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

#soil, booger, Craft, crusty, earth composition, earth crust, Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, earth’s crust booger percentage, earth’s crust composition, earth’s crust composition percentage, earth’s crust elements, earth’s crust facts, earth’s crust makeup, earth’s crust minerals, earth’s crust research, earth’s crust scientific study, earth’s structure, Earth’s surface, Earths, geological layers, geology, MINERALS, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	551	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Curiosity, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit curiosity, explicit desire, explicit language, explicit question, female anatomy, Intimacy, Minecraft, PIXEL, Puss, pussy, question.., Server, sexual, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo, tight

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	122	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	2763
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).