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StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	2871
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Foreign, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Farms Harvested:	484	New Chunks Explored:	646289
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl6.bear-land.net

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	688742	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Void Armor Forged:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9126

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	281	Players Killed by Monsters:	8225
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!