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NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7439	Star Shards Collected:	297
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	641367	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3190
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9174
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	7383
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	1704
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	46
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!