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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5848 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!