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ParuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4012	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	9426
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

ParuCraft is cozy server where players can come and feel at home. We invest in comfy plugins like Brewery, PyroFishing, ArtMap, and Towny to truly cater to those who want a relaxed community experience. Greifing is not permitted, and KeepInventory is on. Our server also includes things like mcMMO and AdvancedEnchants for those who like grinding and crafting powerful player builds, but we emphasize that all pvp should be consentual.

We hope to see you in our friendly little community, and remember! There’s always room for you on ParuCraft.

play.parucraft.net

WideEyed SMP: Where even Iron Golems get lost in the mods!

Adventure, Artifacts, challenge, Character customization, Community, creative building mechanics, creativity, custom armors, Discord, DISCOVER, fresh start, Golems, hats, immersive experience, Iron, join us, Lost, Modded, Mods, new ores, proximity voice chat, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique ways of travel, weapons, wideeyed, wideeyed smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Items Found:	1813	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

WideEyed SMP Overview

Features	Description
New Ores	Discover exciting new ores in the world.
Custom Armors	Equip yourself with unique custom armors.
Weapons	Use powerful weapons to defend yourself.
Artifacts	Find rare artifacts with special abilities.
Unique Travel	Explore new ways of travel in the game.
Creative Building Mechanics	Challenge yourself with creative building mechanics.
Proximity Voice Chat	Immerse yourself with proximity voice chat.
Hats	Customize your character with unique hats.

WideEyed SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join WideEyed SMP?

A: You can join by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/RR5TctS2

Q: What makes WideEyed SMP different from other servers?

A: WideEyed SMP offers unique features such as new ores, custom armors, weapons, artifacts, and more creative gameplay mechanics.

Q: Is WideEyed SMP a tight-knit community?

A: Yes, WideEyed SMP is a tight-knit community that welcomes adventurers looking for a fresh start.

Grocery Store Girl Minecraft Server

#youtube, amazed, Culture Shock, Dutch, European, Experience, Exploration, Food, Foreign, girl, grocery, grocery store, International, Minecraft, Netherlands, reaction, Russian, Server, shopping, Store, travel, Video, viral, vlog

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through a magical world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and lava that flows with chocolate milk (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Every player gets their own personal pet dragon that can breathe fire, fly you to the moon, and even do your homework for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Wireless Tech Slayer Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, slayer, smp, Tech, wireless

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	3563	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to destroy all wireless technology in the game! Why, you ask? Because we believe that the only way to truly connect with each other is through good old-fashioned wired connections. Plus, it’s just more fun to watch things explode when you unplug them, am I right?

Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid our world of all things wireless. From blowing up WiFi routers to smashing smartphones, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with evil Bluetooth devices – those things are sneaky little buggers!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and wires rule supreme, then look no further. Come join us and help us in our quest to bring an end to all wireless tech – one explosion at a time!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

Airbnb, AITAH, Boyfriend, Budget, compassion, double check, embarrassed, groomsmen, gut feeling, hour drive, lack of empathy, lack of respect, LEAVING, Minecraft, not invited, not welcomed, rehearsal dinner, Server, Tears, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Runes Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Votes:	5987
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more welcome than this poor soul at a wedding rehearsal dinner? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out or disrespected like this unfortunate individual. Our community is filled with friendly players who will make you feel right at home, no matter what. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash a virtual wedding and take someone’s spot if you want – talk about drama! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to a better, more inclusive world together!

SwarmCraft – No More In-Laws

Boundaries, busy schedule, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family, hobbies, husband, in-laws, inlaws, Kids, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, Respect, socializing, Support, SwarmCraft, Time management, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9397	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of your in-laws buzzing around you like pesky bees? Do you just want some peace and quiet to relax and play Minecraft without any interruptions? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from the swarm of family members invading your personal space!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No in-laws allowed, only fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with clingy family members.

Imagine a world where you can finally have some alone time to enjoy your hobbies without any judgment or interference. So come on, join us and say goodbye to the constant buzzing of relatives in your ear. It’s time to reclaim your sanity and build the Minecraft world of your dreams!

LostCraft: Appreciate the Blocks

absence.., appreciation, Awareness, blocks, cherish, emotional impact, Gratitude, hindsight, lesson learned, Loss, LostCraft, missed opportunity, Nostalgia, perspective, perspective shift, realization, Reflection, regret, sentiment, Value

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Have you ever lost your pet parrot in Minecraft and realized how much you took its annoying squawking for granted? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with an abundance of obnoxious parrots just waiting to drive you crazy! Join us for a wild ride of bird-filled chaos and never take your feathered friends for granted again!

CongoCoupCarnage

African politics, American citizens, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCoupCarnage, coup attempt, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, failed coup, foreign affairs, high profile case, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, judicial process, justice system, legal consequences, Legal System, Political unrest, sentencing, US citizens

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	524412	Players Killed by Monsters:	3152
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3994
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Runes Activated:	2

so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world!

Cash Out Craze: Bet Big, Win Bigger!

AMOUNT, Availability, Behavior, Bet.., bets, betting patterns, big, BIGGER….., Cash, cash out, Choices, CRAZE, Decision making, finance, financial incentives, gambling, gambling addiction, INCREASED, participants, postbet option, Psychology, research, Risk, STUDIES, study findings, WIN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2513	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got cash-out gambling like wut even is that?? u can place huge bets and then cash out like a boss, makin u feel like a high roller in the virtual world. studies show that people go cray cray and bet 35% more when they can cash out, so come join us and get ur bet on! who needs diamonds when u can win big and cash out like a pro? come join the madness and let’s get this virtual party started!

What is the IP for AngryJoeShow Minecraft Server?

angryjoeshow, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	111	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

AngryJoeShow, also known as Joe Vargas, is a popular YouTube personality and video game reviewer. He is known for his entertaining and animated reviews of various video games, movies, and pop culture topics. With a large following of loyal fans, AngryJoeShow’s no-holds-barred opinions and humorous delivery have made him a prominent figure in the online entertainment world.