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BlackSeaSubPatrol

Black sea, BlackSeaSubPatrol, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, maritime surveillance, military presence, military strategy, naval capabilities, naval losses, naval operations, Patrol, russia, SECURITY, submarine warfare, Submarines, ukraine military, Ukraine-Russia tensions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchantments Applied:	107
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines patrolling the black sea! ukraine military is shook by our epic naval losses, they cant handle our pvp skills. we are the ultimate sea warriors, sailing the high seas in search of epic loot and battles. join us if you dare, but beware, our submarines are armed to the teeth with TNT cannons and diamond swords. only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our treacherous waters. so what are you waiting for? hop on board and set sail for adventure on our insane minecraft server!

BlockyTowCo

Assistance, automobile, BlockyTowCo, breakdown, car problems, car ride, cars, emergency, Ride, roadside assistance, roadside rescue, stranded vehicle, tow truck driver, Tow trucks, towing service, Transportation, transportation service, vehicle assistance, vehicle recovery, vehicle rescue, vehicle towing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	818	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! We got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with the Endermen. And don’t even get me started on the pig races! We’ve got pigs zooming around like they’re in the Daytona 500.

Oh, and did I mention the diamond rain? Yeah, that’s right. Every hour on the hour, diamonds rain from the sky like it’s a bling bling apocalypse. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you see a cow doing the moonwalk while wearing a top hat and monocle? It’s pure madness, my friend. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s make Minecraft wackier than a chicken wearing sunglasses!

PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition

Chinese scientists, contamination, Edition, endocrine disruption, environmental pollution, fertility, global issue, health risks, human semen, imperative, microplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticCraft, potential harm, Reproduction, reproductive health, research, scientific study, Semen, sperm quality, study, toxic chemicals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got microplastics in every human semen sample, like whaaat?! chinese scientists are sayin’ it’s super important to research if it’s messin’ up our reproduction, so like, come join us and see what kinda crazy mutations u can get from playin’ on our server! who needs normal when u can have microplastics in ur semen, amirite?! #JoinUsOrElse

GolemTime | The best server in the world! Minecraft server

Account.., Anarchy, banner, best, Clans, description, Events, Free Donations, Gaming, GolemTime, image, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, OWNER, Personal, Pirate, PvP, Rating, Russian, Server, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

The owner of the server “GolemTime The best server in the world” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.237.51:20365

Mihion – Bring’s the game ON!

advantages, Bungeecord, Community, contact us, Creative, Creative World, Creativeplots, Creativeserver, Cretive, direwolf20, Discord, Faction, Feedthebest, Forge, FTB, Gamers, Hardcore, Infinityevolved, IslandWorld, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mods, MONEY, Norsedemigods, Other, play to win, Plot World, Plugins, possibility’s, Prison, PvP, Rankup, Roleplay, Spigot, Staff, Survival, survivalcraft, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver, Vanilla, XP..

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

We have a lot of fun on our server and gamers have many possibility’s.The Staff is always trying to be on from Discord where for we can chat with gamer and much more!Mihion is the server to be ON – If you like Mcmmo – vanilla – Creative – Play to Win!

We have 4 servers one Mcmmo survival based and an Hardcore survival In this two servers gamers have the possibility to rankup after Mcmmo power and on the other one Money from Jobs and XP. This will give andtaveges on both servers and on the Creative server in witch we have An open creative world an survival creative world, Plot world and IslandWorld.

The last one is our Vanilla – you can play here on a little area but If you want to play beside the border you will have to contact us on discord.

mc.mihion.dk

SuckCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, controversy, explicit content, gossip, internet fame, internet personality, Minecraft, neekolul, online persona, online reputation, PERSONAL LIFE, private matters, public image, Rumors, scandal, Server, sexual acts, sexual preferences, social media fame, social media influencer, SuckCraft, sucking dick, viral sensation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some scandalous gossip about neekolul and her dick sucking skills. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold in our virtual world?

So why wait? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. And who knows, you might even uncover the truth about neekolul’s secret talent. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

NikkeCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, alteisen, Android, co-op, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Folkwang, Game Download, General Info, Golden Coin Rush, Ios, Mary, May 2024, May 30th, Medical Rabbit, Minecraft, Moist Rabbit, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creepy doll in the corner of your room? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the puns in chat!

Join now for a chance to participate in our Golden Coin Rush event, where you can collect more coins than a leprechaun on a caffeine high. And don’t miss out on our upcoming Co-Op event, Alteisen – rumor has it, the rewards are so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our current Special Recruit includes Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny – because who doesn’t want a bunny as a sidekick in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling fancy, grab the Mary: Medical Rabbit costume pass for some extra swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue – just make sure to watch out for those killer bunnies!

BrainyBlockz

anxiety, BrainyBlockz, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional intelligence, gifted individuals, High IQ, high standards, impostor syndrome, intelligence, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, misunderstood, perfectionism, pressure to succeed, self-criticism, self-doubt, smart people, Social Skills, societal expectations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6700
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with players who are so intelligent, they’ve actually transcended human understanding.

Our server is home to the most brilliant minds in the Minecraft community, from redstone wizards who can build functioning computers in-game to architects who can recreate the entire city of Atlantis block by block.

But beware, the intelligence level on our server is so high that players have been known to accidentally create black holes while trying to craft a simple pickaxe. So if you’re ready to have your mind blown (literally), join us now and see if you can keep up with the geniuses of Minecraft!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

birth incentives, cultural norms, demographic crisis, demographic trends, discriminatory policies, Family Planning, fertility rates, gender equality, government agency, KoreaCraft, low birth rate, Minecraft, nationalistic policies, policy implementation, population control, public health, reproductive rights, Server, social engineering, social welfare, societal issues, south korea, traditional values

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	203
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this crazy story where the South Korea government agency is all like, “Yo, we need more babies up in here!” So they come up with these wack policies that are all nationalistic and discriminatory and stuff. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of a wild adventure where you gotta help the government agency make more babies or something. Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. Plus, we got like, the best community ever, so come on and join us for some crazy times!

GlideBombCraft

Defense, defense capabilities, defense industry, glide bombs, GlideBombCraft, military contracts, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, military innovation, military modernization, military procurement, military supply chain., military technology, military upgrades, missile technology, technology transfer, Ukraine, ukraine military, US, weapons development.

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb, but not like a bomb that doesn’t work like the ones ukraine got from the US. we got our own glide bombs, bro! and they work like a charm, trust me.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of flying through the air like a majestic eagle, dropping bombs on unsuspecting foes below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, our players are like master builders, creating insane structures that will blow your mind.

so come join us on this server and experience the excitement of glide bombs, epic build battles, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. trust me, you won’t regret it!