CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, borders, Burn, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal charges, Interpretation, Justice, law and order, lock her up, Meaning, Minecraft, niggers, overwhelmed, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, rape, rhetoric, sanctuary cities, Server, Statement, Usa

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!

1A1E – 1.12.2-1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, 1A1E, banner, description, Hardware, image, Ip:, joinserver.ru, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, New Hardware, Server, Servers, wipe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2093	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	780145	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	249	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

1A1E 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 New hardware without wipe! IP – 1a1e.joinserver.ru

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VitalCraft [Factions] [Survival] [Skyblock] [Java+ Bedrock]

1.8 Combat mechanics, Arena, bedrock, Build Islands, cannon raiding, Community, Creative, Creativeplots, Faction Pvp, Factions, Ftop, Grinding, IslandTop, java, loot crates, Minigames, Modded, Mythic Survival, new, New server, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock PvP, Survival, Wither Raiding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	1839
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

VitalCraft Minecraft ServerIP: play.vitalcraft.orgBedrock Port: 25581Factions | Skyblock | Survival

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MinedHype: The Server Where We Promise Not to Steal Your Diamonds, Mostly. Join now!

Claims, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gallery, Grief, Join, MinedHype, Nether, player, Promise, Public, public server, Reset, rules, Server, Shop, smp, Spawn, statistics, steal, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Animals Bred:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Website	https://minedhype.com
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.40 – 1.20.81

Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server without being whitelisted? A: Yes, the server is open to all players without requiring a whitelist. Simply connect to play.minedhype.com

Q: Is there a world border on the server? A: The server has no set world border, allowing players to explore freely within the generated world.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server? A: Yes, you can find the server rules and guidelines at https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Q: How do I set up a shop in the shopping district? A: Players can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport to the area.

Q: Can I protect my builds from griefing? A: Yes, players can claim their own areas using the claim system to protect their builds from griefing.

Q: Is there cross-play support for Bedrock and Java players? A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft.

IsraelDefenders Minecraft Server

Bravery, Combat, courage, defend israel, Defense, Duty, femboy soyjaks, Gender Roles, Israel Defense Forces, IsraelDefenders, loyalty, manly men, Masculinity, masculinity in crisis, Military, Minecraft, patriotism, Protection, SECURITY, Server, strength, traditional masculinity, Warriors

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers filled with soyboys and femboys? Do you want to show off your manly Minecraft skills and defend Israel like a true warrior? Look no further, because our server is calling for the manliest of men to join our ranks and protect the holy land from creepers and zombies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to build fortresses, slay dragons, and rescue villagers in distress. Only the bravest and most rugged players can handle the challenges that await on our server. So put on your best armor, grab your sword, and show those soyjaks who’s boss!

But beware, only the manliest of men can survive in our world. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and prove your worth on the battlefield!

MineCraft Kingdoms – KHG Server

khg, kingdom hearts, Kingdom Hearts beta test, Kingdom Hearts collections, Kingdom Hearts Dark Road, Kingdom Hearts General, Kingdom Hearts IV, Kingdom Hearts lore, Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link, Kingdom Hearts mobile games, kingdom hearts mods, Kingdom Hearts new games, Kingdom Hearts news, Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic, Kingdom Hearts series, Kingdom Hearts Steam release, Kingdom Hearts trailers, Kingdom Hearts Union χ Dark Road, Kingdom Hearts updates, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	7049
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Kingdom Hearts, where you can battle heartless, explore magical worlds, and maybe even find your own keyblade!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive access to the lost Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic from 2003. Witness the early days of Sora and the gang in all their pixelated glory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got TWO new Kingdom Hearts games on the horizon – Kingdom Hearts IV and Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in these new installments?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into the fantastical world of Kingdom Hearts. Who knows, you might even run into Mickey Mouse himself!

Capital Punishment: Economy Realms Modded PvP – Not Your Average Retirement Plan.

Average, Awesome, bedrock edition, Capital, city, Code, Community, CONSTANTLY, Custom, Discord, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, grow, INTERESTING, Introduce, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Plan, punishment, PvP, Realm, Realms, Retirement, Server, Updating

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

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Capital Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Capital, the most interesting Economy-Based Minecraft city Realm on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, with tons of new features you’ve never seen before, and a custom made mod to introduce you to many new features! Come join to experience an awesome server with a growing community and constantly updating gameplay.

If this interests you, join our Realm today! https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Capital Minecraft Server?	You can join our Realm using the following links: https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]
What makes Capital Minecraft Server unique?	Capital offers an Economy-Based city Realm with custom features and mods that create a unique gameplay experience for players.
How often is the server updated?	The server is constantly updating its gameplay and features to provide players with new and exciting content.

Mio’s Wolfpack Minecraft Server

#WolfPack, #youtube, covers, Group covers, Group songs, hololive, Hololive Gamers, hololive shop, keycaps, merch, Minecraft, Mio merchandise, Mios, night walk, Omocat, Ookami Mio, Ookamimio, Orisongs, Server, twitter, vods, Yamato Phantasia, 大神ミオ

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Votes:	5867
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9723
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ookami Mio appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret VODs that will make you question reality. Dive into the Yamato Phantasia manga and uncover the mysteries of the pixelated universe.

And don’t even get me started on the group songs and covers. Imagine a creeper jamming out to a killer beat while being serenaded by the angelic voices of our talented members.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a pixelated rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

community support, compatibility, configuration, Customization, dwl, dwm, efficiency, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Keybindings, lightweight, Minecraft, open source, productivity, Server, Switch, SwitchCraft, tiling, TRANSITION, user experience, user interface, window manager, workflow

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113

Are you tired of living in the boring world of dwl? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your dwm dreams!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly trolling unsuspecting newbies.

But that’s not all! We have custom dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to alternate dimensions, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (watch out for his missing arm though).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to dwl and hello to the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless Bob’s hugs get a little too tight).

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