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JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	426
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magic Items Found:	2193
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	256
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Votes:	4013
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	9345
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US weapons, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	163	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

blind cleaning, BlindCrafters, clean, cleaning blinds, cleaning hacks, cleaning solutions, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, dust removal, dusting blinds, dusting tips, easy cleaning, Home decor, home improvement, home maintenance, household chores, interior design, Venetian blinds, window blinds, window coverings, window treatments, windows

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2820

join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!

Pixelated Suicide Squad: MC Server

#exciting, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, comic books, dc, dc universe, Entertainment, FANTASY, isekai, New Release, pixelated, Sci Fi, Server, squad, squad goals, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superheroes, Trailer, Villains, watch now

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever? Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed a diamond sword by Batman himself. Why? Because on this server, superheroes roam the land and fight off creepers with their superpowers. But watch out for the Joker, he’s always up to no good and loves pranking players by turning their houses into giant pies.

Not convinced yet? How about this: instead of mining for resources, you can just ask Wonder Woman to lasso them for you. And if you ever get lost, just call on Superman to fly you back to safety. Oh, and did we mention that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Kryptonite monster that shoots lasers from its eyes?

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a superhero showdown at every turn? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BendCraft Minecraft Server

animated series, animation, Anime, Bendcraft, crossdressing, Entertainment, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, gender swap, gender transformation, Gender-Bender, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mtf, Server, short film, transformation, Transgender, youtube shorts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a giant chocolate lava pit. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Once, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely of cheese. They never returned, but we like to think they’re living their best life surrounded by delicious dairy products.

We also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama fashion show. The best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle and eternal glory in llama history.

So come join our server if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, aunt, BabyBumpCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, cousin, emotional baggage, emotional growth, family dynamics, IMPORTANCE, Jealousy, Maturity, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Pregnancy, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, Timing, validation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft your way through sibling rivalry like never before.

Picture this: you and your sister, both expecting babies at the same time, but only one can steal the spotlight. Will you fight for your right to be the first grandchild bearer in the family, or will you succumb to your sister’s relentless need to please your mother? The choice is yours on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual pregnancy announcements, delivery room drama, and passive-aggressive guilt trips like never before. Will you be the aunt who can’t help but feel a little jealous, or will you rise above the pettiness and embrace the chaos of family dynamics in a whole new light?

So join us on our Minecraft server, where family feuds are the name of the game and where you can let out all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Who needs therapy when you have blocky drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let’s get building, crafting, and stirring up some family drama like never before!