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Mom’s Taxi Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, CAR, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, family, Girlfriend, limited time, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, mom, moms, Opinions, Pick up, priority, relationships, Respect, Server, taxi, Visit, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!

Join us and leave behind the stress of having to choose between your girlfriend and your mom for a ride home. On our server, you can ride your trusty steed into battle without worrying about anyone getting mad at you for prioritizing your family.

We promise that no one will ever make you choose between mining diamonds and spending time with your loved ones. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the importance of balancing gaming and real life relationships.

So come on over to our server and leave all that relationship drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any guilt trips or ultimatums. Trust us, it’s much more fun than dealing with real-life girlfriend vs. mom drama!

UniCraftFamLove

arthritis, autism, BETRAYAL, Conflict, control, decision, difficult choices, dreams, education, family, Future, INDEPENDENCE, love, loyalty, relationships, responsibilities, sacrifice, software engineer, Support, UniCraftFamLove, University

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6353	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4717	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and make new friends. No overbearing mothers or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, who needs knee surgery when you can explore endless caves and conquer epic quests? Leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner blocky hero shine! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family ultimatums and social restrictions. Let’s mine and craft our way to freedom!

DreamCraft SMP: Wake up and smell the creepers!

alarm clock, CREEPERS, daily habits, Digital Detox, DreamCraft, humans, loading screen, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, motivation, productivity, Random, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Sleep, smell, smp, Technology, Tips, wake, waking up, wellness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	4300	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret underwater disco where they throw the wildest parties.

Secondly, we have a group of ninja chickens who roam the land, protecting players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. They’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world.

And lastly, our server has a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest items in the game, like diamond armor made out of unicorn hair and swords that shoot out rainbows. It’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

So come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pastimes

pastimes, pixelated

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1628	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as your search history? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and your search history will transform into a best-selling novel filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From accidentally ordering 100 pounds of glitter to watching cat videos for hours on end, your internet history will never be the same again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its horn. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Awe: The Science Boost

Awe, awe-inspiring, Boost, Cosmic, educational films, educational outreach, educational psychology, growing interest, Immersive, immersive experiences, interest in science, planetarium films, psychological factor, psychological impact, psychology of awe, researchers, Science, Science Communication, science education, science engagement, science outreach, scientific subjects, sparking interest

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

so, like, have you ever wanted to feel like a science genius but without all the boring stuff? well, this server is like a planetarium on steroids, but instead of just watching cool stuff about space, you get to actually BUILD it in minecraft!

imagine floating through the cosmos, creating your own galaxies, and exploring black holes with your friends. it’s like science class, but way more fun and way less homework.

plus, our server has this magical power to make you feel all awe-inspired and stuff, which apparently makes you super smart or something. so come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Aetherium Forge

4K footage, Aetherium, archeology, Beta test, beta test trailer, changes, Combat, Custom Modpack, Discord, Exploration, Farming, Forge, Minecraft, Modded, pay to win, Players, Polls, Roleplay, Server, smp, TEAM, Trailer, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1668	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Modpack	Custom Created
Features	Combat, Roleplay, Farming, Archeology/Exploration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	This server is a modded Minecraft server with a custom modpack designed for various types of players.
How long did it take to create the modpack?	The modpack was created over the span of 7 months by the server team.
Can players propose changes to the server?	Yes, players can propose changes which will be put to vote through polls. The server aims to keep things non pay-to-win.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW
How can I participate in the beta test?	Players interested in the beta test can join the server and provide feedback for improvement.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative media, Anime, content consumption, digital content creators, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, hololive, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, LIVESTREAMING, MysticCraft, niche interests, online communities, online personalities, Otaku, Realms, streaming platforms, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension where the blocks talk to you in memes and the mobs break out in dance battles! Join us if you wanna experience a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons shoot fireworks instead of arrows! It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream where everything is turned up to 11 and reality is just a suggestion. So come on, embrace the chaos and let your inner lolz shine bright like a diamond in the sky!

MommaSaidCallMe Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, estrangement, Family issues, financial autonomy, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial struggles, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MommaSaidCallMe, mother-daughter conflict, mother-daughter relationship, parental abandonment, parental favoritism, Server, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry, stepfamily dynamics, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of being accused of crimes you didn’t commit and being kicked out of your own home by your evil stepfather? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create a world where you are loved and appreciated, unlike in the real world where your own family doesn’t even believe in you. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will never judge you for your past.

Don’t let your ungrateful sister and stepfather bring you down – join our server and start fresh in a world where you are the master of your own destiny. Who needs a family when you have a virtual community of fellow players who will always have your back?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server today! It’s the perfect escape from the drama and heartache of your everyday life. Plus, we have virtual cake!

SurnameCraft

Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, double barrel, EMBARRASSING, family history, feminism, heritage, hurtful, Identity, Language, love, Marriage, multicultural, multicultural country, Patriarchal, relationship, surname, SurnameCraft, tradition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your real-life problems.

Imagine a world where your in-game surname translates to a slang term for a body part in a made-up language. Will you face the teasing and embrace your unique identity like a boss? Or will you cave under the pressure and change your name to fit in with the crowd?

Join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the ultimate decision-making that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on, join us and let’s see if you would be the AH for keeping your in-game surname!

PupPerspective Minecraft SMP

animal, canine, Companionship, dog, dog companionship, dog naming, dog owner, friendship, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, Naming, naming your owner, OWNER, pet, pet friendship, Pet loyalty, pet naming, pet owner, pet relationship, PupPerspective, relationship, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	87961	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild. And then my dog started talking to me and asked me what I thought my name was, like what even is that? But yeah, if you want to experience crazy adventures and meet talking animals, you gotta join this server. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, woohoo! 🤪🎉🐶 #MinecraftMadness