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PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Votes:	2364	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	404	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	171	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ores Mined:	9565
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Votes:	2898
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!