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PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

Claims, Communication, Conspiracy, correspondence, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, Gratitude, international relations, investigation, Leaders, nerve agent attack, new book, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, trump, Trumps, uk, world news

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crops Grown:	6003	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun

KingdomsSMP! Where even the sheep have royal titles and the cows demand respect.

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, building, Combat, Cows, Demand, Discord, Europe, FRIENDSHIPS, game of thrones, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Players, PvP, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, royal, Sheep, smp, titles, War, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.

2. Are PvP and combat the main focus?

No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.

3. How many players are allowed in each kingdom?

Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.

4. Can players form alliances and wage war?

Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.

ZenlessZoneMC Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Drawpile, Events, Ice-Jade Teapot, KB201 KB JPG, Master Tapes, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, Zenless, ZenlessZoneMC, Zone Zero General

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6003	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ores Mined:	6374	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

anxiety, college roommate, Communication, dirty laundry, dog barking, dog shedding, dog sitter, dog walking, dog whining, EmoPetFree, emotional support animal, high-rise apartment, Keys, leasing company, Minecraft, personal space violations, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, school break, Server, shared bedroom, vacation, vibrators

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	320
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	3	Ores Mined:	7040
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

CraftyCash355

aita, borrowing money, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCash355, ethical dilemma, Favor, financial help, financial responsibility, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, impulsive spending, lending money, parents, peer pressure, personal finance, saving face, savings account, transparency, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

HalliburtonCraft: CyberAttack LOL

cnn, Corporate Espionage, cyber defense, cyber threat, cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital attack, disrupting systems, Energy Sector, HACKING, Halliburton, HalliburtonCraft, incident response, infrastructure disruption, it security, lol, network security, Oil giant, OIL INDUSTRY, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	6412
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and crafting all day on ur regular old minecraft server? well, come join us on this EPIC server where u can mine and craft AND fight off cyberattacks from evil oil giants like Halliburton! yah, u heard me right. we got hackers tryna mess with our systems but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we defend our virtual world from cyber villains. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. so why wait? come join the fun and help us take down those pesky hackers once and for all!

FreeRentMC Server

Bridges, city, Classes, clingy landlord, confusion, dick, Driving, driving classes, free, FreeRentMC, funny, hentais, LANDLORD, offers, Organs, overpopulated, overpopulated city, rejection, Server, small town, TOWN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	8215
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of clingy landlords trying to offer you “driving classes” as a way to get closer to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from creepy landlords and their ulterior motives!

Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.

EndgameMinecraftSMP

Analysis, Characters, Cliffhanger, Conclusion, Drama, Endgame, EndgameMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Finale, Mystery, plot twist, resolution, series, speculation, Storyline, television, Television Show, theories, TV, tv show, what was their endgame

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and chaos at every turn! Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of why all the villagers have suddenly started breakdancing, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on our server – just remember to watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land! So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!