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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1942 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.
Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!
