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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4714 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1544 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.
Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!
