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Going Up ⬆️ with Chaos and Survival in Straight Up Minecraft 1.20.6 – 5 Years Strong, No Resets!

1.20.6, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, close to vanilla, discord community, econo-shit plugins, Factions, fair footing, Griefing allowed, laid back, Minecraft, no currency, no TPA, player freedom, PVP-permitted, Resets, run from home, server performance, Stable Server, Straight.., STRONG, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Years

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
New Chunks Explored:	222212	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	1536	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
About	Founded in April 2019, Straight Up is an anarchy server that provides a laid-back survival experience close to vanilla Minecraft.

FAQ:

1. Can I claim land on this server?

No, land claims or land protection is not permitted on Straight Up. PvP and griefing are allowed.

2. Are there world resets on this server?

No, there are no world resets on Straight Up. The server has been around for a long time without world resets.

3. Are there any quality of life changes on the server?

There are minor quality of life changes such as being able to obtain player heads by killing them and using cookies to prevent phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

4. Are there any anti-cheat measures on the server?

Yes, there are unobtrusive but effective anti-cheat measures in place to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

5. Are there any teleportation commands or economy plugins on this server?

No, there are no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home, and there are no economy plugins or factions. Straight Up aims to provide a vanilla survival experience without any alterations.

Hermione’s Minecraft Server: The Ultimate Escape

Balls, Climax, CoS, desire, Empty, Escape, fanfiction, FANTASY, fulfillment, Harry Potter, hermione, Hermiones, longing, love, Lust, Magic, Minecraft, Passion, ps, romance, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, witch, wizard

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that can truly empty your balls is PS and CoS Hermione! Yes, you heard that right – our virtual Hermione is so mesmerizing that you won’t be able to resist joining our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

And if you’re looking for some friendly competition, we have weekly build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, magic, and of course, Hermione-induced ball-emptying fun. You won’t regret it!

TechTards Minecraft Server

financial analysis, financial literacy, ignorance, investing, irrational exuberance, lack of knowledge, market behavior, market hype, market trends, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, nvda, overestimating, overvaluing, retards, Server, stock evaluation, stock market, Tech illiterate, Technology, TechTards, Valuation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!

WeddingCraft or CancelCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about in-laws interfering. Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to deal with unreliable family members holding out on payments. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our server – where the only drama is deciding between diamond or emerald accents for your virtual ring!

PineapplePizzaMC Server

controversial toppings, culinary choices, debate, divisive toppings, Food, food debates, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Hot Topic, opinion, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple lovers, PineapplePizzaMC, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, popular toppings, Server, unconventional toppings

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	585619
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true beauty of pineapple on pizza? Well, look no further because our server is a pineapple paradise! Join us and experience the joy of building your own pineapple pizza castle, complete with a moat of marinara sauce and pepperoni guard towers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of pizza-loving villagers who have mastered the art of pizza crafting. They will teach you how to create the perfect pizza toppings using only the finest ingredients found in the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant the eater eternal happiness and unlimited pizza toppings for life. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with pineapple-hating creepers who will stop at nothing to keep the Golden Pineapple for themselves.

So come join us on our pineapple pizza adventure and let your taste buds (and creativity) run wild! Who needs diamonds when you have a slice of pineapple pizza in hand?

RedditLegendsCraft

best of reddit, famous reddit posts, iconic posts, iconic reddit threads, internet history, legendary threads, memorable discussions, most legendary threads, must-read threads, popular discussions, reddit, reddit classics, reddit gems, reddit history, reddit lore, reddit nostalgia, RedditLegendsCraft, top reddit threads, top threads, unforgettable threads, viral content

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges.

Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

But that’s not all! Our community is so awesome, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

Canadian society, Canadians, CraftyCanuckz, economic disparity, financial struggle, income inequality, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty crisis, poverty in Canada, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty rate, poverty research, poverty statistics, poverty trends, PovertyFree, Report, Social Issues, statistics, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	1761	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7041	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!