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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8346 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
