Hamstring MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Back-Set SMP: 200 Years of Minecraft Fun

Country, winning parties, smp, Taunting, Malmö

Are you tired of being constantly owned by Finland, Norway, and their cronies? Do you want to finally stick it to those smug Swedes in Stockholm and Göteborg? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and help turn the tables on these bullies by building your own epic base and forming alliances with other players. Take down the oppressive regimes of Åland and Malmö with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those Nordic naysayers who’s really in charge!

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CraftyCreeperKitchen

culinary independence, CraftyCreeperKitchen, culinary compromise, culinary boundaries, Culinary Creativity

Are you tired of your partner thinking they’re the Gordon Ramsay of your kitchen? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook in peace without anyone adding ketchup to your gourmet creations!

We have a special “No Fixing Meals” rule in place to ensure that your culinary masterpieces remain untouched by meddling hands. Build your own virtual kitchen and show off your skills without any interference!

Don’t let anyone ruin your cooking vibes – join our server now and cook up a storm without any unwanted seasoning sabotage! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion of culinary excellence!

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PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Loss, Affliction, Ouchiest, Torment, anguish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

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HackCraft: LifeHax101

useful tip, uncommon trick, uncommon hack, handy trick, creative idea

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us and discover the ultimate life hack that no one knows about – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic gameplay you’ve ever seen? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

Propaganda, russia, Interference, Manipulation, SECURITY

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET.

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FrenchRapeRecruiters

Wife, Manipulation, violence, Misogyny, Legal System

join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of the real world where husbands drug their wives and recruit 70 men to do unspeakable things. on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is surviving the zombie apocalypse and building the most epic castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help stop them before it’s too late! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

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What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

cfb 25, cfb, madden yoboy pizza, yoboy pizza, pizza

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content and comedic commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His witty humor and engaging personality have helped him become a well-loved online personality, making him a favorite among viewers of all ages.

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WardenRival

WardenRival, Earthsmp, server-network, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp

Looking for a new LifestealSMP and EarthSMP join WardenRival its a new and up and coming server network.

play.wardenrival.org:19132

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Tax Evasion Minecraft Server

Server, business lunch, TAXES, Government, workers

Are you tired of being taxed to oblivion by your government? Do you feel like you’re getting screwed over while big companies get away with murder? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, taxes are a thing of the past! That’s right, no more pesky deductions from your hard-earned diamonds and emeralds.

Join our server and experience true freedom from the tyranny of taxes. Build your empire without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of tax-free loot!

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be taxed on is your ability to build epic structures and survive in a world full of surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP – /BlockBuddies/ – Pixel Party

Kaneko Lumi, Dizzy Dokuro, Ayase Yuu, Muu Muyu, Pipkin Pippa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with quirky characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, and Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic adventures of Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ as she battles dragons and builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans of Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる – this girl is a total prankster!

Join us for non-stop laughs and crazy moments with characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, and even Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー – the skeleton with a heart of gold (literally)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス – she’s got a pet creeper that does tricks! Plus, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ is known for her epic builds that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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