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BallSniffers Minecraft Server

awkward, Balls, BallSniffers, BIZARRE, desire, dream, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, Minecraft, odd, Request, Server, sniff, STINKY, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, weird, WOMAN

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	147
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.

Crafty Creations

Crafty, creations, creative process, Development, game art, game community, game design, game development, game feedback, game industry, Game Mechanics, game release, game testing, gamedev, indie game, programming, progress, Soft and cuddly game, Thread, update, V, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	3949
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing in boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond or two? Well, look no further because our server is anything but soft and cuddly!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with laser beams!

Not only that, but our server is home to the one and only Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Fluffykins. They roam the lands spreading joy and chaos wherever they go, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored wool in their wake.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Chicken to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Xjmc

1vs1, All, Arena Pvp, Kit PvP, PvP, Survival, Xjmc

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Godbless you

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Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chapter, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, Demons, ENERGY, gojo satoru, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Leaks.., Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, Manga spoilers, Readers, Server, shonen jump, sorcerers, Supernatural, weekly shonen jump, yuji itadori

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. That’s right, talking cows. Need I say more?

– Our server has a hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens for epic loot. Who wouldn’t want to fight a chicken the size of a house?

– We have a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of TNT. It’s both beautiful and terrifying.

– Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game: a block of cheese. Yes, cheese. It’s worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft?

WienerCraft: The wurst German Minecraft server ever!

Ancestry, culture, deutsch, deutschland, Diversity, Europe, european union, German, hebrew, heritage, History, Identity, Language, Liberating, linguistic, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, polar opposite, Proud, Server, Traditions, WienerCraft, Wurst

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the freedom of being a German in a virtual world. Build giant pretzels, ride pigs wearing lederhosen, and shout “Schnitzel” at the top of your lungs! And don’t worry, we promise there will be no Hebrews trying to rain on your parade.

Our server is a wild ride from start to finish. From fighting off zombie sausages to exploring a pixelated Oktoberfest, there’s never a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner German shine! Oompah loompah! 🥨🍻🇩🇪

Magic mc s2

19163, 4Fun, Ip:, Magic, magicmc, mc, Minecraft, Play, s2, Server, to, uk

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	397
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Server IP: play.magicmc.uk.to:19163

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Theatria VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, Boundless, building, Community, Conquest, dynamic, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, Legendary, Magic, MCMMO, Mini Games, mystical, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Server	Hypixel	Theatria
Community	Large and active	Established and friendly
Custom items and enchants	Available	Available
Economy	Available	Own economy
Map resets	Occasional	No map resets

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the community?	Hypixel has a large and active community, while Theatria has an established and friendly community.
Are custom items and enchants available?	Both Hypixel and Theatria offer custom items and enchants.
Is there an economy system?	Hypixel and Theatria both have an economy system, with Theatria having its own economy.
Are there map resets?	Hypixel has occasional map resets, while Theatria has no map resets, ensuring that your progress is safe from start to finish.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server 917417644

20th Century, anti-Semitic, Arthur Butz, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, controversial literature, CraftyAnons, denialism, Genocide, Historical revisionism, hoax, Holocaust denial, Holocaust hoax, Holocaust literature, Holocaust revisionism, lolz, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, pseudohistory, revisionism, Server, world war II

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for a chance to uncover the biggest hoax of the 20th century – and no, we’re not talking about Bigfoot riding a unicorn. We’re talking about uncovering the truth behind mysterious disappearances and secret government experiments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring your tin foil hat – you’re gonna need it.

LimbusCraft – Where the only limit is your imagination! #1474

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, FAQs, General guide, imagination, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Limit, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4714
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – watch out for those sneaky reflections!

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and time-bending shenanigans. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can help us capture the elusive Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael – they’re slippery little devils!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of chaos as you navigate through this interconnected world.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky mirrors). See you on the other side!

Xeetyz s minecraft

Bank, Crates, Discord, Economy, Jobs System, Land claiming, marriage system, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Shops, Survival, Vote Rewards

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Discord to Server Sync: Communicate and view all stats from the server right on the Discord Channel!Land Claims: Claim blocks, the more you play, the more you can claim.PvP: Survival and PvP EnabledMarriage System: Get married to other players, interact with private chat, hug and kiss using shift + right click.Crates Systems: Receive keys when voting using links from vote-links or in-game /voteEconomy: Economy uses Virtual $ Currency.Jobs System: Get a job out of 12 current jobs and get paid!Bank System: Visit the bank to do all your banking transactions!Shop System: Visit the shop to buy the stuff you need!Parkour with a Crate where you can earn BIG amount of cash for completing the parkour once a week!

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