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i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	5964	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	7073
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Animals Bred:	150	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Votes:	1075	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Towns Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6287
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7223	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	3268

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.