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WokeBoomerCraft SMP

“cheesy lines”, “ham acting”, “support the blue”, “USA #1”, boomercore, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, generation gap, great show, millennial, Nostalgia, Political, pop culture, Propaganda, satire, smp, social commentary, TV series, Woke, WokeBoomerCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

banner, Cheating, Community, email, Friends, Helpful, Minecraft, minecraft server, minimum plugins, No mods, Polite, Server, server description, Steam, Telegram, third-party programs, Vanilla, vanilla server, vanilla+ minecraft server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

ADD, Bloom, Fancy, Forgot, Semivanilla, smp, Spice

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Towns Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	103	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, attracted, blowback, Book, Buzzfeed News, Confesses, DAUGHTER, gross comments, gtTrump, Incest, ivanka trump, John Kelly, Miles Taylor, Minecraft, New York Times, Oval Office, pedophile, Prison, resistance, Richard Cohen, sexual attraction, sexually, smp, trump, Washington Post, White House

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5190	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Towns Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	2705	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5669
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!