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CraftyUkrainianWarfare

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Military, Military Action, peace talks, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strikes, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ UKRAINE BE LAUNCHING MAJOR STRIKES ON RUSSIAN CITIES AND WE NEED UR HELP TO FIGHT DA BADDIES! BUILD BOMB SHELTERS, CRAFT MISSILES, AND DEFEND OUR PIXELATED LAND! PLUS, WE GOT CUTE LLAMA RIDES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #WARZONEFUN #LLAMALOVE #RAINBOWFARTS

ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic

2012-2024, Analyzing data, conservative political metrics, ConservativeCraft, data analysis, food insecurity, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, infant mortality, policy implications, political influence, premature deaths, public health, public policy, Redstone, Republic, research findings, researchers, social determinants, societal impact, statistical analysis, US states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.

Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Embersmp

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, Gaming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!

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Melio

Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Mature, Melio, Paper, rule enforcement, safe space, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based system, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, whitelist system

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect
Location	Western US
Community	Mature, drama-free, inclusive

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.

Can I use mods or hacks on the server?

No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	7143	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9869
Potions Brewed:	135	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Disappointment, emotional pain, failed relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, Love Lost, moving on, Not meant to be, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, Signs it’s over, starting over, unfulfilled expectations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your so-called “soulmate” steal them all and run off into the sunset? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life relationships!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!

Baltic Cable Guardians Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic, Baltic Sea region, cable, Communication, cooperation, cybersecurity, Defense, defense strategy, Europe, Guardians, Infrastructure, International, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Naval, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

come join our minecraft server where we protect undersea cables in the baltic sea region because apparently nato is too busy to do it themselves. we have dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads to zap any pesky intruders trying to mess with our cables. also, our underwater base is made entirely out of cheese because why not? join us for a gouda time and help us defend our precious cables from the evil forces of the deep sea!

BalticPipelinePirates

#intelligence gathering, Baltic pipeline, Baltic Sea, BalticPipelinePirates, Black Sea Fleet, circling, eastern europe, energy security, Espionage, european union, Geopolitics, Maritime, Military, nato, russia, Russian, SECURITY, shadow fleet, source, Surveillance, Vessel

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Votes:	504
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	419	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Undead Armies Raised:	2

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got russian shadow fleets and stuff circling around like they in a dang parade. u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of being chased by a mysterious vessel while u mine for diamonds? well dis da place for u, my friend.

we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.

if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.