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TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	2697
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	7831	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	1825	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Items Found:	8621
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	116	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!