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BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	127	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	43
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5765	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2953	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6174	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Animals Bred:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8910
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!