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Fembot Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ores Mined:	9744
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4719
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9568

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ores Mined:	1776	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

Divegrass team, event streams, Fantôme no Nazo, games, Happi coat, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Minecraft, Mint, Mint Fantôme, Music, Phantom, Pious Cake Edition, Previous thread, Server, twitter, Twitter Spaces, twitter widget, Unarchived Karaokes, Virtual Vacation, youtube channel

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchantments Applied:	271	Crops Grown:	8306

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!