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N4S Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Raiding, Survival, Survival Java Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP Combat PvP Gamemodes Cracked Multiplayer Adventure Minigames Creative Skyblock Economy Factions Skywars Prison Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to N4S Network! We are a Cracked Java and Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP as of now. Combat is 1.8 PvP as of now. We plan to add more gamemodes to the network in the future.

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Sigma SMP

Anarchy, Competition, no girls, No Rules, Sigma SMP, sigmas, top spot, war server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	38

Sigmas only, a war server where sigmas can compete against other sigmas for the top spot. No rules but no girls.

155.94.181.63:25574

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	2979	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	98	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6616	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti aircraft, Black sea, combat capabilities, Defense, defense systems, helicopters, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, new capability, Sea Drones, Server, shoot down, technology showcase, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, UkrainianDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, on this server, we got sea drones straight outta Ukraine that can shoot down helicopters! Like, how crazy is that? Imagine cruising around in the ocean and then BAM, you see a helicopter and you’re like “Not today, bro!” Join our server for the ultimate thrill of dodging sea drones while trying to survive and build your own epic base. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness this insane technology in action? Come join us and see for yourself!