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Minecrap2024

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Gods Slained:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4592	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2918	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Votes:	7532
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	4355
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Crops Grown:	7487
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4701
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9079
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay