LOL Cows Minecraft Server

society, Server, Struggle, Cows, truthers

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

trend, EXCUSE, Fan, fashion, excuse me

Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

BridalBlunderCraft

BridalBlunderCraft, wedding attire, dark colors, bridesmaid duties, postpartum

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

haircut fails, embarrassing haircut, long tail haircut trends, Grooming, cringe-worthy haircut

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

BraidCraft: Bridezilla Edition

wedding etiquette, Wedding, Uniform, friendship, Edition

Are you tired of boring, uniform weddings where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and express your individuality with our boho braids theme – because who wants to be uniform anyways?

We understand the struggle of managing natural hair at all-day events, so why not rock some fabulous braids instead? Our server is all about embracing diversity and unique styles, so you can feel comfortable and confident while playing with us.

Forget about bridezillas and their crazy demands – on our server, you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment. So come join us and let your hair down (or up in braids, we don’t judge) for a wedding experience like no other!

ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

shy student, UNCOMFORTABLE, group, Liking, Professor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

PixelatedHairDontCare MC: where your hairstyle changes are as epic as our virtual world adventures #AwkwardGFConvo

Preferences, Appearance, Conversation, Feedback, sensitivity

Are you tired of looking at your girlfriend’s new hairstyle that makes her look like she just got electrocuted by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the horrors of bad haircuts and journey into a world where everyone’s hair is pixel-perfect!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Comb, battle against evil mobs with enchanted hairbrushes, and show off your stylish locks in our virtual fashion shows! Plus, with our hair customization options, you can change your hairstyle every day without hurting anyone’s feelings.

So why settle for bad hair days in real life when you can join our Minecraft server and have a hair-raisingly good time? Join now and let your hair down – literally!

Oasis SMP Fun Java Whitelist

Player-Driven Event Ideas, Immersive Minecraft World, Friendly Player Environment, smp, creative building challenges

🌴 Oasis SMP 🌴

Type: Java | Status: Whitelist

About Oasis SMP:

Oasis SMP is a cool modded Minecraft server. It’s fresh, just two days old! They want more players and content makers to join in. The goal is to build a fun community together.

Server Features:

Mods: 50 mods to make Minecraft better.
Events: They host fun events and want player ideas for more!

Join Us!

If you want to be part of the fun, hit up the link below to apply!

Join the Oasis SMP Community

☕ Java SMP – New World Fun!

collaborative building projects, Handcrafted Terrain Adventures, Long-Term Server Commitment, Interactive Discord Community, Unique Game Mechanics

☕ Java Survival Server Info

About the Server

Java Survival is a chill SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server. It’s all about real Minecraft fun. Every block is placed by hand. No boring old plugins here, just custom ones for basic stuff and land protection.

Who Can Join?

Age: 13 and up
Note: Not a strict family-friendly place

Server Address

Join us: mc.javasurvival.com

Discord

Chat with us: Join Discord

What We Stand For

Your Minecraft Home: We keep things fresh and fun.
Community First: Players matter most. Your voice counts!

A Bit of History

World 1: Nov 26, 2019 – Dec 17, 2021
World 2: Dec 17, 2021 – Mar 22, 2025
Current World: Started Mar 28, 2025

Server Rules

No bad language
No politics or drama
No hacks or cheats
Respect others’ stuff
Don’t build too close
Be nice and kind!
No ads

Full Rules

Check here for all the rules.

Heartless MC PvP KOTH Fun!

hardcore factions strategy, city building challenges, unique plugins experience, environmental death recovery, community-driven gameplay

Heartless MC Server

Welcome to Heartless MC!

This is a new Minecraft server with a big heart for fun. Here’s what you can expect:

Features

Custom Map: A huge 10,000 x 10,000 world to explore.
Custom Ores: Find new tools and armor sets.
Unique Biomes: Fresh looks that make the game pop.
Hardcore Play: Die and face a death ban. Be careful!
KOTH: Battle for loot and check out the KOTH leaderboard soon.

Citadel Plugin

Block Protection: Use stone, iron, or diamond to make your builds strong.
Reinforce Blocks: Make your stuff tough to break.
City Building: Create and defend your own towns.
Snitches Coming Soon: These blocks will tell if players are near.

Economy

Emeralds: Trade exp for emeralds and vice versa.
Store Exp: Use bottles to keep your exp safe.
Shulker Backpacks: Right-click to store items easily.
Death Signs: Find your stuff if you die.
Thirst Plugin: Stay hydrated to survive.

Chat

Global and Local: Talk to friends within 1000 blocks.

Play Styles

Farming: Grow crops for wealth.
Trading: Swap goods with others.
Mining: Dig for riches.
Raiding: Take what you want!

Join us and read the rules before you play! We can’t wait to see you there!

Discord: Join Here

Play Now! Minecraft Java 1.21.1 is needed.

Hairstyle