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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	842096
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening on our server! We got 63 people getting publicly flogged, including some badass women accused of crimes. The UN is all up in arms about it, but we’re just here having a blast building and exploring. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, action, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see you there, fam!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8434	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3358	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	1688	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	3451
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	739	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!