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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crops Grown:	7080
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Debian + Gnome Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground gnome society that trades rare items for shiny rocks. You never know what kind of loot you’ll find down there!

2. Our server is hosted on a Debian operating system because why not? Who needs Windows when you can have penguins running your game?

3. We have a giant floating potato that rains down golden carrots every hour. It’s like a weird, delicious version of the Hunger Games.

4. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who gives out quests to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know who you’ll meet next!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

– Nexa Network –

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	3103
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Come play with us! Embark on this desert survival adventure!

Our server is on version 1.21.1 with bedrock support New minigames and more coming soon

jogarnexa.com

Party Stream Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary birthday stream where our admin successfully tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. The next day, she posted a desperate plea for someone to save her from her loneliness by giving her a Minecraft child.

If you’re looking for a server with insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like no other.

No oooo I’m going to die if I don’t… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of being an NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the hero of your own story! No more dying because you don’t have a girlfriend, here you can build a whole harem of pixelated princesses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonders and never be an NPC again!

Gilded Dragons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

An awesome survival experience

mc.gildeddragons.com https://discord.gg/wBAbEYH7Fn For support email [email protected]

76.164.198.165

Woke Minecraft Server – Too cool for your standards!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7803	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old menu options? Well, look no further because our server’s menu alone will blow your mind! From rainbow-colored blocks to flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our campaigns are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join forces with a team of ninja turtles to defeat an army of evil llamas, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most fapping-focused, AI perfection plapping server you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Are you a prompter looking to edit some AI pornmommy content? Or maybe you’re a Stable Diffusion director seeking out some NovelAI artists to collaborate with? Look no further, because this server has it all!

Join us for the Naked Dogeza Edition, where we take AI slop to a whole new level. Our members are gooners, PLAPpers, and everything in between. We have no limits here, as long as you follow the site rules (and maybe bring a sense of humor).

If you’re looking for a server where you can let your AI fantasies run wild, then this is the place for you. Who needs regular Minecraft gameplay when you can join us for some outrageous AI shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

PairvolSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to PairvolSMP, the ultimate Survival Mode server where the community comes together! Join me, pairvol, and other players in an exciting and laid-back Minecraft world. Our server features simple voice chat, so you can easily connect and chat with me and fellow viewers as we build, explore, and survive together.

The server has a friendly, welcoming vibe with a nice, custom spawn area to get you started. Whether you’re here to hang out, build amazing creations, or just enjoy the game with others, PairvolSMP is the perfect place to connect, have fun, and be a part of the community.

play.pairvol.com

SpeedCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9326
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

SpeedCraft Network Single Server cpn Exclusive and Unique Ranges and Unique Boxes Mode: Planet Earth

45.126.208.235:25607

Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Votes:	2120
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!