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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

appreciate beginnings, appreciate innocence, appreciate new experiences, cherish moments, embrace newness, enjoy innocence, experience anew, feel the thrill, long for firsts, Minecraft, NoobieReborn, Nostalgia, recapture joy, recreate magic, rediscover wonder, rekindle excitement, relish innocence, relive memories, repeat happiness, revisit past, savor firsts, smp, treasure innocence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

CraftyCarnaval

amazon rainforest, Beaches, Brazil, Caipirinha, Capoeira, Carnival, Christ the Redeemer, CraftyCarnaval, culture, Diversity, FAVELAS, Food, Music, Portuguese, Rio de Janeiro, SAMBA, Soccer, south america, tourism, Tropical, vibrant

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	247	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	97	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

foreign relations, Grip, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, international affairs, Lebanese government, lebanon, Lebanon president, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new president, Politics, pushes, regional stability, sectarianism, Server, united states, US, us foreign policy, US intervention, weaken

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8605	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, battle, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Defense, escalation, f-16, F16, fighter-bomber, Incident, International, Military, News, Reports, Russian, shot down, Su-34, Su34, SUPERSONIC, Technology, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Elastic Pixel Fun Land

advanced display, clear image quality, Development, display durability, display technology, distortion-free, Durability, elastic, electronic devices, expandable display, flexibility, Fun, high-quality image, innovation, Land, long-lasting display, performance degradation, PIXEL, research, stretch and contract, stretchable display, stretchable electronics, stretchable materials, Technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	20

OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Nightfall Assault

bedrock, Countries, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nightfall Assault, PvP, Server, Survival, Territories, Vanilla, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Minecraft survival server supports Java + Bedrock Survival gameplay combines war between countries and territories

play.nightfallassault.net

FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

Accounts, bedrock, Buildings, classic gameplay, Community, Costs, creativity, donation, FREETATO, FREETATOIT, Friends, friendship, gaming space, java, Minecraft Lovers, Private, progress, registration, restrictions, territory protection system, unique structures, wipes, without donation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3992
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to the FREETATO server – a unique gaming space created by the @FREETATOIT team for all Minecraft lovers! Our goal is to provide players with the opportunity to enjoy classic gameplay without annoying restrictions and additional costs.

Main features:

Without donation: We believe that every player should have equal chances and opportunities. That’s why we don’t have a donation system – everything you need to play is available to everyone at no additional cost.

No wipes: Forget about losing your buildings! There are no wipes on our server, so you can build, develop and leave your mark on the gaming world for many years to come.

Privatization: The territory protection system (private) allows you to keep your buildings and resources safe from other players. Protect your possessions and play in comfort!

Registration: Required registration keeps your accounts secure and saves your progress. We care about the safety of every player!

Play with friends!

FREETATO is a place where you can have fun with friends, build unique structures and explore the endless expanses of Minecraft. We create a friendly and supportive community where everyone can find new friends and like-minded people.

Join FREETATO and discover a world where creativity and friendship go hand in hand!

freetato.ru

Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

Artificial, BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Donations, Experience, flavoring, foggy, foggywillows, hard mode, Ip:, Minecraft, Players, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, Stable, Survival, Technical, tp, Vanilla, Willows, world border

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4806
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Server Type	True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
Server Stability	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Hosting	Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
Donations	No donations required
World Border	No world border
Gameplay Features	No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
Community	Discord server available for communication
Platform	Java

FAQs

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

3. Is the server on hard mode?

Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

4. Can players donate to the server?

No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

5. Is there a world border on the server?

No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

Kakegurui Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Drama, gambling, high school, japanese, Kakegurui, kakegurui xx, Kakegurui XXX, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, release date, season 1, SEASON 2, season 3, Sequel, series, Server, speculation, Thriller, Title

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7625	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Animals Bred:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.