Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

MedusaCraft

Builds, buy sell, classic, comfort, Crate rewards, Economy, free to play, Friendly, Grief Protection, Homes, Items, Land Protection, Minecraft, Mini Games, Perks, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Safety, Server, Small, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, vote ranks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9878
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Dragon Eggs Found:	7112	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	1166	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.

For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.

We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

ms.medusacraft.org

☀️ Tanned SMP: Where surviving is more fishy than challenging with SPF optional

Auctions, bedrock, Challenging, custom fish, Economy, Events, fishing log, fishy, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, No Whitelist, Optional, Optional PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Survival, Surviving, Tanned, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	215782	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Shaded <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/redfuck-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP: play.shaded.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Features and Benefits

New Features
🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Server Updates

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Stay Connected

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Join Shaded Today!

Copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

CraftyQueer Minecraft Server

biological factors, causes of lesbianism, CraftyQueer, environmental factors, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, lesbian community, lesbian relationships, lesbianism, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, Psychological Factors, Server, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, sexual orientation acceptance, sexual orientation development, sexual orientation exploration, social stigma, societal influences

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	220765
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	369	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What causes lesbianism?” Join us as we embark on a wild journey through pixelated landscapes and uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery.

Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical rainbow unicorn that sprinkles fairy dust on all who join, turning them into fabulous lesbians. So if you’ve ever wanted to explore your inner rainbow warrior, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate twerking to the beat of the blocky bass.

So come on down to our server and let your inner lesbian shine bright like a diamond. Who knew Minecraft could be so fabulous?

SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP

Adult, desire, DIRTY, explicit, FANTASY, fuck, Hardcore, INTENSE, Kinky, Like.., love, Lust, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, Quick, sexual, sick, SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP, taboo, Wild

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you like to quick fuck… I mean, quick build! Our server is filled with players who are always up for a challenge and love to see who can build the craziest structures in the shortest amount of time. It’s a race against the clock and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!

But that’s not all, we also have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to ride a pig around the server like a king for a day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into cake!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your base. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SibCraft: The Ultimate Family Reunion

brothers, Communication, exclusion, family, family communication, family dynamics, family exclusion, Family Planning, family relationships, family visit, Planning, relationships, reunion, SibCraft, sibling communication, sibling planning, sibling relationships, sibling visit, Siblings, siblings visit, Ultimate, Visit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual family reunion where you can build, explore, and bond with your pixelated relatives.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and emerge victorious?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

IdeaCraft SMP: Big Brain Plays

big, Brain, controversial topics, cultural norms, current events, dangerous idea, divisive concepts, ethical dilemmas, extremist views, global concerns, IdeaCraft, ideological conflicts, intellectual debates, modern world, moral boundaries, PLAYS, political ideologies, radical beliefs, smp, social unrest, societal impact, society, thought-provoking discussions, world issues

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	7478
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most dangerous idea in today’s world – building a house made entirely out of TNT! Who needs safety regulations when you can live life on the edge (literally, because your house might blow up at any moment)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages in seconds. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim its loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llama wizards who can grant you magical powers in exchange for stacks of emeralds. Who knew llamas were so skilled in the arcane arts?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos, danger, and absurdity that awaits you. Just remember to bring a spare set of armor (and maybe a fire extinguisher) because things are about to get wild!

CraftyCashGrab

CraftyCashGrab, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, financial drain, frivolous purchases, frivolous spending, impractical purchases, indulgent purchases, lavish spending, Luxury items, Money Pit, money wasters, nonessential items, overpriced products, overspending, splurging, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary spending, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mines Excavated:	4708	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
New Chunks Explored:	182789	Void Gems Collected:	15

What is a waste of money but people continue to pay for it? Our Minecraft server! But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a virtual blocky paradise to escape to, am I right? Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So why waste your money on boring stuff like bills and rent when you can spend it on pure pixelated entertainment? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that creeper ghost)!

ZapNukeFiascoMC

Conflict, crisis management., emergency response, escalation of violence, Fire, global implications, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military aggression, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, political tensions, radiation risk, Russian forces, safety protocols, security breach, Ukraine, War, ZapNukeFiascoMC, Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian forces starting fires at nuclear plants for an extra spicy gameplay experience! watch out for the radioactive creepers and mutant skeletons roaming around, but don’t worry, we have special anti-radiation armor for all players! join now for a chance to fight off the russian invaders and save the world from nuclear disaster, all while building your own epic base and trolling your friends with TNT traps! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Light Craft

action, Arena, armor, Battles, Challenges, Combat, Competition, Cross-Play, crystal pvp, Friends, Gamemodes, Gaming, KitPvP, multiplayer, online gaming, Practice, PvP, pvp server, Skills, strategy, virtual world, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Light Craft is a CPVP Practice PVP server it has crystal gamemodes which helps u to improve your crystal pvp skill and u can play with your friends

play.light-craft.fun

TulipTales

bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom Features, dream town, Economy, Engaging, Events, Factions, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Players, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, TulipTales, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to TulipTales, a vibrant Towny server where creativity blooms! Whether you’re playing on Java or Bedrock, join our thriving community and build your dream town. Dive into our robust economy, take on Jobs to earn your fortune, and enhance your skills. With custom features and events, TulipTales offers a unique and engaging experience for all players. Join us now and start your own tale in the world of TulipTales!

play.tuliptales.net

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