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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

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Hades’ River Eel Paradise

eel, Hades, Paradise, river

come join our minecraft server, where we have more surprises than a new moray eel discovered in Central Indo-Pacific river mouths! we got the Hades’ snake moray, named after the god of the underworld because it’s so unique and cool. just like our server!
we got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant floating taco or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. our players are like the moray eel, burrowing into the depths of creativity and coming out with something amazing every time.

you won’t find a server with more sensitivity to fun and laughter than ours. we’re like the Hades’ snake moray, always ready to dive deep into the darkness of humor and come out shining with joy.

so come on over and join us, where the colors are as deep and dark as our sense of humor. you won’t regret it, just like the scientists who discovered the Hades’ snake moray!

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VanillaBox server Minecraft

1.21, donat, gameplay, Minecraft, Modpack, Plugins, Private, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

VanillaBox – This is a Vanilla server. Where you won’t find unnecessary plugins.

We completely lack such functions as Donat and Private.

Here you can experience all the beauty of vanilla Minecraft on 1.21.

Using Voice Chat for communication.

We have a modpack on our server. which improves gameplay on the server, but you can do without it 🙂

vanillabox.ru

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Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Lacerta Survival
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Rules	Build relatively nearby, aim for community building
Community Goal	Active community of long-term players with big ambitions
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla?	Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins on this server.
Are there teleportation, claims, or economy plugins?	No, there are no such plugins on this server.
What is the primary goal of this server?	The goal is to build an active community of long-term players with big ambitions.
How long will the server be up?	The server will be up as long as there are people playing on it.

Pixel Frontline Warriors 1.21.2

1.21.2, A2C9LF, bhob, cn, dc, Doll Value Guide, dolls, Dorkwinter, Events, EXILIUM, Fiery Bond, Frontline, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, Glass Isle, Global, Itasha, lore material, Makiatto, mica, Modding Program, News, Oakeks, Ots14, Peri, PIXEL, Platoon List, redeem codes, REWARD, Rhapsody Quartet, skins, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, Targeted Procurement Event, Tololo, translated story, UID List, ullrid1205, Warriors, xmas gift, Xmash

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium on steroids? Like, forget about building blocks and mining, this server is all about doll value guides and modding programs! Plus, we got skins for days, so you can flex on all the other players with your customized look. And don’t even get me started on the /GFLEX/ platoon list – it’s like the ultimate squad goals, bro.
But wait, there’s more! We got translated story and lore material that will blow your mind, and news/events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And if you use the secret codes like GFL2GIFTME and GFL2ITASHA, you’ll unlock exclusive rewards that will make you the envy of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before – it’s a whole new world of madness and mayhem that will leave you questioning reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftMadness #GirlsFrontline2Exilium #JoinTheCrazyTrain

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

$41 billion, 2024.., CraftyUkraine, economic assistance, economic development, economic relief, Finance minister, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, financial support, fiscal aid, FOREIGN AID, government aid, government funding, international aid, international funding, international support, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine economy

OMG u guys, dis server is like Ukraine getting $41 BILLION in aid, but for ur Minecraft game! u can build ur own virtual country and be da richest player everrrrr. Finance minister approved, so u know it’s legit. Join now and get ur virtual bag of money ready to make it rain in Minecraft land! 💰💰💰 #richkidsofminecraft

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TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!

Approval Ratings, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Challenges, criticism, Decline, election, Government, Historic, historic lows, justin trudeau, leadership, Lows, opposition, party defeat, political party, public opinion, public trust, setbacks, Support, Trudeau Liberals, TrudeauCraft, voter sentiment

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made trudeau cry? yea, that’s right, our server is so epic that even the liberals can’t handle it. they tried to join but got wrecked so hard that their support fell to historic lows. like, they were begging for mercy but our players just kept slaying them left and right. it was like watching a bunch of noobs trying to take on a pro gamer. if u wanna be part of the action, come join us and see if u can survive the madness. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no turning back. u either git gud or git rekt. choose wisely, my friend.

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Block Bodega

American, BLOCK, bodega, building, Casual, Claims, Community, Discord, European, Experience, Moderators, Movie Nights, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, teleports, Vanilla, VC

Block Bodega – Fresh Map

Block Bodega’s Minecraft server is perfect for the casual player, our community welcomes all and encourages you to join our Discord Server! We have an active VC most nights and host movie nights occasionally! Our community is made up of mostly Americans and Europeans (average age ~19) with a laid back team of moderators, so take a break from work or school and hang out at the Bodega!

We like to keep things simple on the Minecraft server, this means a mostly vanilla experience, so no teleports or claims. Our plug ins are made up of vanilla tweaks, so nothing too outlandish (most plug ins are for admin purposes)! Our Rules are simple: No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking!

THIS IS NOT YOUR SINGLE PLAYER WORLD!!! WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDOTADED WAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

JOIN THE SERVER: kauzmic.xyz

JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking
What kind of community is on Block Bodega?	A mix of Americans and Europeans, with an average age of ~19
What are the server specifications?	Self-hosted with 16GBs of RAM, hosted on 7 stolen laptops

Rustic Romance 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, beauty standards, discrimination, emotional connection, Human nature, Intimacy, intimacy issues, judgement, love, misconceptions, people, physical appearance, Poor, relationships, romance, Rustic, self esteem, sex, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Ugly

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the poor and ugly people are getting freaky! Like, who wouldn’t want to witness that hot mess of a situation? It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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HateCraftNation

Citizens, Country, criticism, cultural conflict, disapproval, discontent, disillusionment, dissatisfaction, emotional turmoil, hate, HateCraftNation, identity crisis, internal conflict, national pride, nationalism, Negativity, patriotism, Political unrest, Resentment, self loathing, social division

Are you tired of your own country and looking for a new land to call home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is filled with citizens from all over the world who hate their own countries so much, they’ve decided to start fresh in our virtual world.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off dragons, and forming alliances with players who are just as fed up with their own countries as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the land?

So say goodbye to your old country and hello to a new world of adventure and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who needs a passport when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

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MissileMayhemCraft

Agreement, arms race, cold war, Conflict, Defense, deployments, Diplomacy, escalation, expand, global politics, international relations, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, moratorium, nuclear weapons, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Tension, US

lmao this server is like russia and US fighting but in minecraft!! we got missiles and explosions everywhere, it’s like world war 3 but with blocks!! join us if u wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!! come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and show off your pvp skills in this epic battle for dominance!! 🚀💣🔥

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