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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8323 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.
Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!