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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	99

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Players Killed by Monsters:	5414	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	1157	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4447
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mines Excavated:	2644
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Buildings Constructed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!