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OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8198	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	110
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7587
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!