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HairCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his invisible blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring hair when you can have a pixelated adventure of a lifetime?

GFDefenseCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ores Mined:	733
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Votes:	2690
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Towns Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	280
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	7870
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8004	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5328
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!