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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Farms Harvested:	950
Votes:	3220	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	146490
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	7889	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4988
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	276
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

Johnny, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	720	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ores Mined:	7882
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Votes:	1920	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

7xxzv, Bara, Breed, BREED Edition, desuarchive, Edition, filter, i9mix, io, last thread, long tail tags, Map, Minecraft, Rentry, shitpost filter, smp, Tag, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, thread 70958554, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	1547	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!