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Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	9423	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	5387
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6165	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5096
Towns Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	2431	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5807	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!