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NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server

bad service, California, chilis, customer service, dining out, ENTITLEMENT, family, fast food, food orders, grocery shopping, Minecraft, Minnesota, Moving, NoTippingNoEating, parenting, pizza, Pregnancy, Restaurant, saving money, Server, sushi, takeout, Tipping

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	156672	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t guilt trip you for not tipping? Look no further, because our server is tip-free and full of fun!

Join us and escape the entitled workers who demand tips for every little thing. No more awkward encounters at the pizza shop or chilly stares from cashiers. On our server, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your fedora to fellow players.

We understand the struggle of saving money for parental leave, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without worrying about tipping etiquette. Plus, our in-game pizza doesn’t cost $29 and definitely comes with all the toppings you desire.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our tip-free Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life pizza when you can have virtual pizza parties with us? Let’s craft and laugh together, because tipping is so last season in our pixelated paradise.

PhoneBlockerMC

Boundaries, cell phone etiquette, Home Depot, Justified, lending phones, Paranoid, personal boundaries, personal security, Phone Access, phone privacy, phone safety, phone security, phone usage, PhoneBlockerMC, privacy concerns, random encounters, refusal, safety precautions, stranger danger, trust issues, untrusting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of random strangers asking to use your phone at Home Depot? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, no one will ever ask to borrow your virtual phone! Join us for a world where you can build your own shelving without any interruptions from shady characters. Plus, we have a strict no-phone borrowing policy to keep your virtual life safe from hackers. Don’t risk it, join our server today and never worry about rude encounters at Home Depot again!

HostageHavocMC

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire delay, Conflict Resolution, delayed ceasefire, diplomatic negotiations, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage list, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageHavocMC, hostages, international relations, Middle East conflict, negotiation breakdown, peace talks, political deadlock, political tension, Release

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it!

Cognitive Crafters – Ageless Adventures

Adventures, ageless, aging, Cognitive, cognitive abilities, cognitive ability, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive decline in aging, cognitive decline in middle age, cognitive decline in old age, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive performance, cognitive psychology, cognitive skills, Crafters, Decline, middle age, occupation, occupational impact, old age, Psychology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where we all have brain damage so we can relate to each other! Forget about cognitive aging, we’re all about cognitive raging! Our players have the craziest occupations like professional llama riders and underwater basket weavers, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Plus, our server is so lit that even middle-aged and old players can keep up with the youngins. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s all get our cognitive rage on together!

TrendyCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, artist development, big indies, corporate influence, corporate takeover, debut period, Doki, ex-corpos, Implications, independent artists, indie artists, indie music, kson, mike, Mint, Music (Industry), music trends, Realms, trend analysis, trend implications, TrendyCraft, vsj debut

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bro, forget all that boring talk! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got ex-corpos running around like kson, mint, doki, and even Mike! Imagine the chaos and madness they bring to the game! It’s like a wild party with no rules, just pure insanity! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience ever! Join now and let’s get this party started!

PartyPleaserGoneRogue

Birthday Party, Boundaries, cat meds, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DISMISSED, Effort, feelings, Help, hurt, leaving a party, partner, PartyPleaserGoneRogue, relationship, Safety, Self Respect, Trust, Understanding, unwelcomed, well-being

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication! Just like this player who went above and beyond to help their partner’s friend with a birthday party, only to be told their stay won’t be appreciated. But fear not, on our server, your efforts will always be recognized and celebrated!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with dirty rental beds without sheets, and you definitely won’t be told to go home after all your hard work. Plus, we have a strict “no cat medication refusal” policy – all pets must take their meds without any fuss!

So come on over to our server and experience the true meaning of friendship and teamwork. And remember, if you care for your fellow players’ well-being and safety, you’ll always have a place here, no matter how sleepy you are. See you in the game!

HostageBlockersCraft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, Gaza ceasefire, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage list, HostageBlockersCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Palestinian territories, peace talks, Politics, regional tensions, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a middle school cafeteria! we got so much chaos going on, even Netanyahu is getting involved. apparently, he won’t let us have a ceasefire until Hamas gives him a hostage list. like, what even is happening? but hey, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, then come on over and join us! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate with world leaders while building your dream castle. sounds like a win-win to me!

What is the IP for Zenn Minecraft Server?

fortnite, fortniteclips, fortnitetiktok, Minecraft, Server, Zenn

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Zenn is a talented musician and producer known for their unique blend of electronic and experimental music. With a keen ear for intricate soundscapes and a passion for creating immersive musical experiences, Zenn has garnered a dedicated following of fans and listeners. Their innovative approach to music production and genre-blurring style have set them apart in the industry, earning them critical acclaim and recognition as a rising star in the electronic music scene.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Votes:	7471
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr21.TexRich.ru

Urban Oasis Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Admit, affront, annoyance, ANNOYED, annoyed by, annoyed by black female, annoyed by black female weebs, black female, Craft, cute, cuteness, ghetto, Incompatible, Japanese girl, masculine, Oasis, Path, self loathing, try, Urban, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about dealing with annoying black female weebs, join our Minecraft server instead! We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those who think they can’t be cute. We’re all about spreading cuteness and positivity, so come join us and leave those self-loathing weebs behind! Plus, our server is like a magical land where you can escape reality and just have a good time building and exploring. So why waste time with incompatible people when you can join us and be part of something awesome? Let’s spread the cuteness together!