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Dick Chud’s Hardcore Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience, where the name is unironically Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY?????????????????

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	2394

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	2330
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3822
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	6255
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8765
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!