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BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	5012
Ores Mined:	7459	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	572165	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7504	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Towns Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mines Excavated:	2440

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	108	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3743
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!