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UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6216
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	1869	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8807	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	51
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.