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SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Love Letters Sent:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

Afghanistan, al-qaeda, Conflict Resolution, Drool, extremism, foreign policy, gender inequality, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Isis, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political unrest, rule, social justice, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, War on Terror, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

PupperPressMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2231	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	7088
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs be understandin’ words from soundboard buttons! like, imagine pressin’ a button and ur dog be like “woof woof i want steak!” it’s like telepathy but wit buttons!

not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.

so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

The Adventures of Bigfoot Wrangler on InvisiCraft Server 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adult, Adventures, bigfoot, cave dweller evolved, Discord, Events, Horror Cryptid, InvisiCraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Nyctophobia, PvP, Sasquatch, Server, smp, The Graveyard, the man from the fog, Vampirism, voice channels, Werewolves, Whitelist, Wrangler

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9810
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BMC4 Server
Population	Small, looking to grow
Player Age	Adults only
Weekly Events	PVP and more
Discord	Active voice channels

Mods Included

BMC4 Modpack
Cave Dweller Evolved
Horror Cryptid: Sasquatch
Nyctophobia
The Graveyard
The Man from the Fog
Vampirism
Werewolves

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server only for adults?	Yes, the server is for adults only.
How often are events held?	We aim to host weekly events, including PVP and more.
How can I join the server?	Feel free to message the server admin for more information on joining.
Can I suggest mods to be added?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for mods to enhance the gaming experience.

MineBlueFantasyCraft Server

1.5x RP/XP, 200 crystals daily, Alexiel FLB, animated pv, August Schedule, Blaze the Roof, CEQ, Character Rebalances, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Eating Bonanza, Europa CD Skin, Extra Fes MC, FAQ, Future Schedule, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, gbfg, gorda, Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Half AP/EP, helpful links, Hot Summer Fete, how to start, Little Skyfarer a la Sacre Blumiel, Lone Wolf’s Passing, Mega Pastebin, MineBlueFantasyCraft, Outfit, Overskill Mechanic, Previous thread, Primarch Trials, Raid Pro Skip, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, side story, Tier V Job Sumaibito, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, ZETA

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Gorda edition! We’ve got more surprises than a birthday party at a clown convention. Join now and experience the Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2 event, where you can daily single draw, get 200 crystals daily, and even wear the outfit “Blaze the Roof” (Zeta not included).

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the pixelated universe. Just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure today. And remember, if you have any questions, read the FAQ first because we’re too busy planning outrageous events to answer them for you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!