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Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2544	Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	1577	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mines Excavated:	4591	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	73
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3070
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	3724	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	78
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568

Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7505	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	6754

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!