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Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4983
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	9448
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchantments Applied:	165	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	132

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?