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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

avatar customization, character selection, females in games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming preferences, gaming research, gender choice, gender diversity, Gender Expression, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendin, Male Gamers, Minecraft, online gaming, player behavior, player psychology, role playing games, smp, virtual identity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

Arrogant, arrogant bitch, being real, Bitch, makes sense, Minecraft, Nasty, not friends, not friendsoof, Server, shouldn’t be friends, Unfriendly, we are not friends, we are not friends oof, we cannot be friends, we shouldn’t be friends

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1185	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

acceptance, belonging, Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, Ethonstate, exclusion, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, kikes, Minecraft, non-Whites, player, prejudice, racism, segregation, smp, Social Issues, Trans, White, white ethnostate, White Supremacy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, BENEDIKTA, Content Creator, Crush, cute, gamer girl, Gaming, Gayming, internet culture, Kawaii, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, ONLINE, relationship, Server, Streamer, video games, virtual, waifu, waifus

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	231	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

bgm, Classes, gameplay, general, Kino Commercial, Launch Day, mc build, Meta, metaphor, MetaphorFix, Minecraft, nintendo switch, ReFantazio, Sales, smp, Soundtrack, spoilers, Steam, strategy, team comp, Time management, Ultrawide, Xbox One

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4391	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, America, bodily mutilation, Duty, Equal, equal rights, Espionage, gender equality, Hajis, INFORMATION, intel, international spies, Military, Minecraft, Nurses, RIGHTS, Server, service, service members, SPIES, Staff, Supply, tranny people, war corpse duty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Votes:	3921	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

browser comparison, browsing experience, Customization, dust, gaming browser, Gaming Community, gaming features, internet culture, internet memes, meme, memes, Minecraft, online gaming, opera gx, Performance, Settled, smp, software analysis, software review, tech discussion, tech opinions, Tech Review, Tech Trends, user interface, web browser

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	8022	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., Audience, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Server

abema.tv, arts and crafts, booru, Community, Crafty, Game, Jong, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, MJG, online gaming, registration, riichi, Schedule, Server, Tournament, tutorial, vtumors, watch

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!