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SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Potions Brewed:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4089
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mines Excavated:	4714	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4282	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Runes Activated:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!