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LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	4922
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3936	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	168	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	3539
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	716159	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	994	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1906	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Star Shards Collected:	230	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
New Chunks Explored:	230105	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	6

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4313	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!