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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1041 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.
So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?