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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7306 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!