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LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	2568	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	112	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

TrustFallCraft: Where You’ll Get Destroyed (but in a Fun Way!)

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where trust is not just a word, it’s a way of life! Join us if you want to survive in a world where everyone has your back, even when you’re mining for diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can TRUST your fellow players to not steal your loot or sabotage your builds. No more worrying about getting destroyed by sneaky backstabbers – we’ve got your back!

On our server, you can build alliances with other players, trade resources without fear, and explore the vast world of Minecraft without constantly looking over your shoulder. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of – on our server, everyone plays fair!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the joy of living in a high-trust society where you can truly thrive and build amazing creations without the fear of betrayal. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocks, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Galore, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, lols, Memecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so epic, it’s like building with diamond blocks on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Lia, the Queen of Creeper Crushers, reigns supreme. She’s got a castle made entirely of obsidian and a pet Ender Dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Utatane Nasa, the Redstone Wizard, will show you how to create contraptions so mind-blowing, even the villagers will be jealous.

And let’s not forget Hakushika Iori, the Sheep Whisperer, who can shear a sheep in under 10 seconds flat. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

James’ Fixed WTF Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Hey gamers, hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a server where the new Air Force chief is actually a Minecraft pro who has taken a trip to Israel and Ukraine to gather rare resources for our EPIC builds. And get this, all Microsoft teams meetings are held in-game from the comfort of our Diamond Throne Chairs.

Join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most INSANE builds you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!